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kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

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FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

If they don’t reply to your texts — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t call you — they’re not interested in you.

If they forget your birthday — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re hung up on their ex — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re obsessed with being single — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want to meet your friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want you to meet their friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t ask questions about your life — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t tell you things about their life — they’re not interested in you.

If they only speak to you when they want to have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they only have sex with you when they’re drunk — they’re not interested in you.

If they say “should we just keep this between us?’ after you have sex with them — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they can always find a psychobabble rationale about who “I am” or “you are” or “we are” as reason why you can’t be together — they’re not interested in you.

If they have said for more than six months that they would like to be with you “BUT” — they’re not interested in you.

And if you still need convincing — think of it this way. Think of what the real day-to-day of life is taken up by. Life is birthday parties at terrible pubs. Life is losing your credit card and the annual Melbourne Cup sweepstake in the office. Life is hen’s nights, bucks’ nights, sitting on the phone for three hours to get U2 tickets and not getting them, the apartment upstairs flooding your house, interval training, calorie counting, cancer scares, illegal mini cabs, Secret Santa, rail replacement buses and Dido albums. Dogs die, cars crash, bin liners break, contracts end, curtain rails collapse, trains get delayed, football teams lose. Divorce happens and so do earthquakes and so does An Audience With Michael Bublé. Landlords put rent up, phones get stolen and the supermarket often completely runs out of hummus.

Now, taking all of the above into account — you look me dead in the eye and tell me the truth. Do you really have enough spare energy to pursue someone who isn’t interested in you? Do you really want to waste any more time on top of all of that? No. Me neither. So give it up, my friend. It’s a loser’s game. Delete their number. Don’t go on any more dates with them. Stop lurking their Facebook page. Feels good, doesn’t it?

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tiger-ly:

Nicki minaj is an excellent and dynamic rapper, lyrically and stylistically, she’s topped charts in a male dominated space, she started from the absolute bottom and knows how to hustle and work her image, I don’t care wether you care for her style of music or not but if you dismiss her as a trash artist I’m gonna heavily side eye you

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

heyjohnimhomo:

this scene really got me. I think it’s a perfect example of people’s views on abortions. 

For 75 years 1000+ children have been sent into the arena to fight for survival for the enjoyment of the richest people. Then along with that there are a million+ children across the other districts living in abstract poverty. All of them too, fighting for survival. The chance for them to move up in the world is virtually impossible because they don’t have the tools to do so and the people above them have kept them down as much as possible. 

However the idea that a foetus, a blob of cells, is at risk and suddenly they stand up and protest. 

Too much value is placed on the unborn, and not enough on those already alive. 

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SOMEONE FINALLY SAID THE THING *THANK YOU*

Too much value is placed on the unborn, and not enough on those already alive.”

annnd ladies and gentlemen thats why im pro choice even if a fetus is alive 18 days from conception or whatever prolife bullcrap i saw on a bulletin board the other day…because the person carrying the baby has ultimate and unquestionable bodily autonomy, whereas that ‘baby’ cant even think yet

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yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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do i get more money if they say something like’wow youre so pretty its so hard not to touch you when youre asleep’ when theyre like 40 and youre like 13 because thats happened to me more than once

vex138:

and stop viewing feminists as man haters!

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

coolest president ever

notherebyaccident:

Photos of kids going to school in various parts of the world.

We find her kidneys, we find her killer.

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rogueofpanties:

fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is



There is no escape

oh well what about a ggggggggggggg

rogueofpanties:

fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is

There is no escape

oh well what about a ggggggggggggg

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Anonymous asked:

Cover my scars with hickeys and fuck me till I forget my pain please

zanetheaiden:

People aren’t medicine
Sex doesn’t cure anything
Don’t romanticize shit like that

amen oh my god 

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mussinga:

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

I really spent four years in the states thinking this couldn’t possibly be a real thing but then I graduated and everyone knew the pledge of allegiance PERFECTLY and then I realized how true this gifset really is. If you say something enough as a kid, it’ll never leave you. The thing tho, is that normally, kids know lullabies, and songs. Not a poem about mindless patriotism.

REBLOGGING FOR ALL THE FUCKING TIMES I GOT IN TROUBLE, MAINLY IN HIGH SCHOOL, FOR NOT SAYING THE WEAK ASS PLEDGE!

SAME! I used to “baaaaaaa” during the pledge in middle school lol

I also refused to say the pledge starting in middle school. I always got in so much trouble even though i respectfully stood and stayed silent. I wasnt disruptive or anything.

I didn’t get in trouble per-say, but back in high school I refused to do the pledge and got some pretty dirty looks from my teacher.

In the fourth grade, I sat behind a black boy who crossed his fingers behind his back when we said the Pledge. Back then, I didn’t understand why. Other than that one boy, I, and no one else I knew, ever,
ever questioned the Pledge, not even to ask why we did it. In hindsight, that’s actually pretty damn scary.

They finally made it a thing where we can’t be punished for not saying the Pledge. I haven’t even stood up for the damn thing in six years. People give me funny looks and I just think to myself, “At least I’m not the one mindlessly following a country that can’t even get its own shit together before policing the rest of the world.”

I’d always say the version from “Year of the Boar and Jackie Robinson.”
http://www.deceptology.com/2012/01/how-to-fake-pledge-of-allegiance.html No one caught on until high school, and my law teacher heard me. She laughed so hard she had to sit down. She didn’t make us say it again after that.

I stopped saying it when I was in fifth grade, but I didn’t want to deal with people’s bullshit so I would stand up and put my hand over my heart and move my mouth. No one ever caught on. By the time I got into highschool most of my homeroom class didn’t even bother stand up and kept on chattering, and the teacher in charge didn’t give a fuck either. 

It seems I went to a really weird public school. 

ook but the line about ritalin. stop stigmatizing ritalin and other medications associated with mentally ill children. stop this “oh it turns you into a zombie~ kids these days are so overmedicated~ it’s called BEING A CHILD~” meme. when people think those things are true, it becomes harder for children who need those medications to obtain them and to have their problems taken seriously.

i stopped saying the pledge in 4th grade, the minute i realised what i was actually doing. ive gotten threatened with detention many times for it, so i stand up to avoid having to deal with the trouble, but i dont put my hand on my heart or say it, ever. in texas they actually make you pledge to the state of texas as well, and im sure as HELL not doing that.

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

crystalgamzee:

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wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

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my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

Bam.

J

My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”

I ACCEPT MY MUGGLE-OSITY! Oh wait….